THE PERFECT SOLDIER
A note to every military group and army in the world; (Barring terrorist armies)
If you were to make a soldier from scratch, a human soldier, what would you want?
Let me answer that. You would want a man averaging at around 6 foot, right?
And perhaps a 6-pack. And perhaps tit's so defined that they can dance a tune for the Mardi Gras parade from Ireland.
And perhaps it would be great if he had an IQ at around almost 300. And a vast knowledge of all military information, from weaponary to vehicles, to every battalion and platoon from 29937 BC through to 2009 AD.
And perhaps he would be overly paranoid about any attacks, be it from terrorists, or zombies.
Perhaps he would only sleep for 1 hour every two nights, keeping alive via various sugar and energy drinks such as Red Bull or Rockstar.
Maybe this perfect human soldier would have every plan for every possible situation already thought up, all 2,997,996,330 variables in mind.
Perhaps he would have compassion and vigor, while lacking mercy for all enemies.
A man who delays panicking untill AFTER he's killed everyone.
I present to you,
Sean Dardis.
Awaiting any contact from any miliary wanting a perfect soldier, contact him now, in his physical prime, at
BLU-PEDRO@HOTMAIL.COM
May God be with him.
